What the Stars say about Dave Press
“Defies description.” Lisa Simpson
“Defies gravity.” Sir Isaac Newton
“His blood is rich in essential minerals.” Count Vladimir of Transylvania
“Brilliant!” Buzz Lightyear
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"He still owes me a fiver." Boris Yeltsin
"He still owes me a fiver." Boris Yeltsin
“Don’t let him wear tights.” Oleg Leotard
"He taught me everything I know." E. Clapton, Whisky Kentucky
"Has more talent in his little finger than he does in the whole of his head." S.Cowell, Gnu-in-the-Wold
"A legend in his own mind." C. Eastwood, Rotherham
"The answer to crime." Bruce Wayne, Gotham City
"He taught me everything I know." E. Clapton, Whisky Kentucky
"Has more talent in his little finger than he does in the whole of his head." S.Cowell, Gnu-in-the-Wold
"A legend in his own mind." C. Eastwood, Rotherham
"The answer to crime." Bruce Wayne, Gotham City
